Healthy Alternatives…

WANTED

Diego Delso, delso.photo, License CC BY-SA

Found: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epinephelus_marginatus

LARGE Fish

While they pose a threat to octopuses, large fish are quite tasty (please DO NOT eat smaller fish, leave those for us to eat).

WANTED

Frank Schulenburg, License CC BY-SA

Found: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_weaner

Seals

Seals are terrifying… but why not conquer your enemies? Imagine a slab of meat on a nice platter. That could be SEALS!

WANTED

Janjaa, License CC BY-SA

Found: https://www.goodfon.com/animals/wallpaper-kashalot-zubatyi-kit-mlekopitaiushchee-more-okean-pod-vodoi.html

Sperm Whales

For one catch, you get a lot of meat! Why not bring back the oil-powered light (the friend of humankind)?! It’s eco-friendly… or at least Fred-friendly!

WANTED

Sea Otters

Public Domain

Found: https://pxhere.com/en/photo/843765

Otters are almost as terrifying as seals (same reasoning as above); wouldn’t they look cuter on a nice little platter served with a few sprigs of greenery?

WANTED

Liam Quinn, License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/

Found: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Northern_Giant_Petrel_picking_at_a_penguin_carcass_%285751643234%29.jpg

Birds

You eat chickens, why not sea birds? They have the taste of the ocean, but they’re easier to catch (because they are on land, where you are).

WANTED

Busuttil Veronica, License CC BY-SA

Found: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Moray_Eel_in_Malta.jpg

Moray Eels

Who doesn’t like the eel delicacy? Go catch more eels (specifically moray eels) and free up the ocean for octopuses! We want to THRIVEEE.